You know you're obsessed with yoyoing when

When your friends who don’t throw can tell when u get a new string or yoyo.

A. you have a nice laptop capable of many things and you only use it for yoyo purposes
B. you only live for yoyo
C. every free second you have is used for throwing

When you get offered extra credit points in language Arts for yoyoing

When your sister who doesnt even throw can tell what trick your doing.

When Your Physics teacher purposely finds a problem in the book that involves a yo-yo, and makes you do it in front of the class…I did well, too, even though I used a way different equation to get a very close answer…lol.

When I dreamed Jensen Kimmit came over my house.

I DREAMED JENSEN CAME TO MY HOUSE AND GAVE ME A SIGNED SS!! best dream ever. until i woke up :‘( :’( :cry:

That is so sad…

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When your parents ban you from yo yoing and not video games

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When you color coordinate your string with your clothes. I’ve done this…

When you post on this thread…

You buy one of the cheap yoyos at the store just to get a new yoyo

When you’ve spent at least a $1,000 dollars on yoyos, parts and supplies and it’s only the beginning.
When you carry a yoyo expert bag everywhere you go. Even to the bathroom.
Hence yoing on the toilet. Lol. (didn’t work well)
When your family has threatened you with an intervention.
When you can’t stop dreaming about the next trick and how to make it work or
Dreaming about the ones you got to work.
When you sneak out for a smoke break just to yoyo.( I don’t smoke )

When your using the restroom and yoyoing

  1. you ignore ur girlfriends calls because ur working on a freestyle.
  2. you kiss your yoyos every night
  3. your girlfriend breaks up with you because u spend 5 dollars on her meal and $100+ on yoyos every month

Wen you try to teach your mom the name of your yoyos…and she learns them

When you post on facebook about how you miss yoyos you’ve traded or sold

When you’re sitting in Tech ed class talking about manufacturing. When the teacher asks you what you think of when he says manufacturing, you think of an aluminum rod on a CNC lathe…

When you plan ahead what clothes to buy so you can carry a yoyo in them, and make sure they match your yoyo AND string

When you sprain your arm,wrist or anything else with a yoyo and tell it “i can’t stay mad at you” (true story) ;D