Banned because my cat woke me up
Banned for letting your cat wake you up
Banned for thinking you “let” at cat do something. She do what she want
banned for not having the proper control of your cat…
Banned for thinking one simply controls a cat
banned for contradicting my method of controlling a cat
Banned for using a secret method of controlling a cat
banned for bald eagles and hot dogs
Banned because that’s so beautifully 'Murica
banned b/c you just so happened to say that as i was struggling to walk b/c i was that sick/weak
so banned for being somewhat psychic
Banned for thinking I’m at all psychic.
banned for not knowing the secret method of controlling cats…
Banned for keeping said method secret.
banned for thinking said method is secret…
Banned for even suggesting it is not
Banned becaus I finally have internet again
Banned because internet is expensive
Banned for using the internet a lot
Banned cause your name is zorro