one time some tool came up close in my face while i was playing sidestyle and said “hit me and you’re dead”. so of course he’s TRYING to be a jerk at this point. So I told him I felt lucky and proceeded to do boingy-boing inches from his face while he’s trying not to blink (tough guy, right?). I was doing that for about 10-12 boings before he backed up and said “yoyoing is [mentally challenged]”, he then turned to his friends and said “right guys?”. It was like he needed his friends to agree with him to justify his insult. It’s funny that on several occasions his friends were actually the most interested in any group watching me.