Downtown Cleveland?

yitzman · July 24, 2016, 2:36am

yoyodoc:

Pack this stuff just in case>

A Kevlar helmet… A Baretta .338 Lapua assault rifle… 1200 rounds of ammo… Bullet proof vest with back coverage and pelvic extension… A Para Ordinance .40 staggered clip high capacity sidearm with 18 backup mags… A double edged machete… 2 switchblades… 6 five point shurikens… An asp telescoping baton… 35000 volt taser… 1 Claymore mine… 2 phosphorous grenades… Nun chuks… A smoke bomb… Night vision goggles… 1 pair tactical gloves… 1 suitcase size intercontinental ballistic missle… A SpongeBob disguise… 1 double A battery… And a Pogo stick.(sometimes people will just leave you alone if they can see that you are hopping mad)

That’s all you need as long as you are going to stay in your Hotel room.

If you are going to go outside; you may need additional supplies.

Or find Steve Brown and borrow his dog.

Regardless, I think you will be just fine.

This is one of the funniest posts i have ever seen ;D

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