Banned(Forum Game)

banned for not having the proper control of your cat…

Banned for thinking one simply controls a cat

banned for contradicting my method of controlling a cat

Banned for using a secret method of controlling a cat

banned for bald eagles and hot dogs

Banned because that’s so beautifully 'Murica

banned b/c you just so happened to say that as i was struggling to walk b/c i was that sick/weak

so banned for being somewhat psychic

Banned for thinking I’m at all psychic.

banned for not knowing the secret method of controlling cats…

Banned for keeping said method secret.

banned for thinking said method is secret…

Banned for even suggesting it is not

Banned becaus I finally have internet again

Banned because internet is expensive

Banned for using the internet a lot

Banned cause your name is zorro

Banned because your name starts with a

Banned for using the trademarked “G.I. Joe” in your name.

banned because my name is all lowercase, lacks punctuation, and has a y959 at the end, making it legally distinct from said trademark