When I was a freshman in high school, I thought I was so “eccentric” because I did yoyos and wrote stories and did nerd stuff. This girl that I liked compared me to Phileas Fogg, the main character in Jules Verne’s “Around the World in Eighty Days” and because I wanted her to know I valued her opinion I made it my username everywhere. 5 years later, and it has stuck because I can’t think of anything better. Gosh, I don’t like my early high school self 