Jokes (merged)

adding on to what Wildcat said…

Me: Knock knock
Some person:whos there?
Me: not lucy
sry, i had to XP

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh I get it now! that’s a bad joke thank you for removing it good sir

That reminds me of…

“A guy walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH’”

Yea Lol :smiley:

what do a duck and a bike have in common?

they both have handlebars…exept for the duck

Hickory Dickory Dock
The mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
and the others escaped with minor injuries

A little girl tells her dad “Dad I’m cold.”, and the dad happens to be a math teacher and tells her to go stand in the corner, but why?

Because the corner is 90 degrees!
Ba Dum Tiss

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Chuck Norris kills an army of 10,000 men with two bullets in hid gun. The first shot was a warning.

Chuck Norris killed an army of 500 men with a grenade. Then he threw it.

When walking around streets, take the hypotenuse and save the legs.

Okay Adam, you esoteric humor smarty pants. I goggled “hypotenuse” which lead me to a website entitled “Hypotenuse Leg Theorem” which only left me in a uncomfortably humbling state of complete confusion. I dislike feeling like the young people on these forums are much smarter than I. I really hate it when you unequivocally prove it empirically.

:-[

Jokes thread?… Look Spot, ol’ Banjo’s the joke.

think…^^^

Told to me by one of my 6th graders…

When you’re sprinting to the bathroom, you’re a Russian.

Once you get there, European.

2 dudes walk into a Bar
…and another
You’d think the third one wouldn’t make the same mistake

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Giraffes are horses that Chuck Norris kicked in the chin.

If home is where the heart is, then every student is homeschooled.

Haha! :smiley:

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My life is a pretty big joke. It’s funny, is changed by many people, and it’s short… Except for that last part

An ion walls into a bar and orders a drink.

Noticing that the ion looks a bit off, the bartender asks, "what’s wrong, buddy? ".

“I’ve lost an electron,” replys the ion.

“That sounds serious. Are you sure?” The bartender asks…

“Dude, I’m positive.”

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg.

That hurts…