Yoyo jokes!

Lemme start this.

What is jensen kimmits favorite civil war newspaper?

The northstar! HAHAHAAH!

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Okay, here’s one.

Why doesn’t anybody ever try to assassinate Johnnie DelValle?

Because he always has a hitman in his pocket, while the X-Convict watches over him from the shelf.

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What did Gary Longoria say to Hironori when Gary got 1st place in 1999?

Hey, ya look a bit Seasick there, pal.

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What did Doc Pop say to Daniel Ickler?

Looks like a lot of Hoopla has been about since I retired.

(This one is a tad obscure, ask Zammy when ya can.)

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Why did Steve Brown take his arm out the garbage can?

He felt he needed a Freehand!

(Not hating, I love Duncan. but…yeah.)

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Not to get a yoyo; because it doesn’t have fingers.

Q. What did Albert Einstein say when he had an unpleasant experience with a yoyo falling on his head?
A. "Newton! You foiled me again!

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oo, you are good, you. I like.

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…and always has his finger on the Trigger and nabs the Eneme…

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I was going to tell a yoyo joke but I couldn’t come up with one.

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You’re the CHIEF of yo-yo puns.

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I was going to tell one but there would be no response.

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Selling cheap yoyos!

No strings attached!

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I would tell a yoyo joke, but it would be very slippy.

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I don’t have enough bearings to write one. :-\

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These puns are a smooth move, hope they don’t cause tension in this thread.

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Good joke, but Jensen currently hates the Northstar.

Not completely, but he has a bad attitude against YYF.

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Yoyoing is pretty cool, but it has its ups and downs.

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Life in yo-ing is all good till something makes it snap. Then it’s Yomega’s fault.

(Anybody who had an OG Hyper warp heavy Wing knows these feels.)

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*Turns and stares at scratched and dinged HWHW…

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Made my day hahaha I had the same deal with a power brain wing version when I was a beginner. I did around the world and the string snapped at the top…

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