My buddy Josh showed me this. He calls it a “ramen cake” or something like that.
Ingredients:
1 chicken flavored pack of ramen
1 beef stick and cheese stick combo pack
1 smaller sized bag of crunchy (not baked) cheetos
1 tin of the teriyaki flavored beef chew stuff (by the beef jerky section)
Directions:
Mash up everything, and rip/cut the beef and cheese stick
Put back into cheetos bag
Boil a cup of water (microwave), and pour it in the bag until it reaches the top of the mixture
Prop between two books and let it sit for about 10-15 min (it needs to soak up the water)
Get a fork and dig in
It actually is pretty dang good, only costs about $5ish and I’m pretty sure you can just save whatever you don’t finish for later
Edit: For a bit heartier cake, add 2 bags of ramen