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« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2012, 01:59:42 AM »

I don't have anything to say about Chuck but what does it mean to "bump" something.
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« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2012, 12:40:18 PM »

I don't have anything to say about Chuck but what does it mean to "bump" something.

To make a recent post so it moves it to the top of the list, so that it can be seen.
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« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2012, 11:18:47 PM »

Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com
Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person
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« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2012, 02:59:51 AM »

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Chuck Norriss' calandar goes from march 31st to april 2nd cause nobody fools Chuck Norris
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« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2012, 09:05:55 AM »

Forget Chuck Norris...it's all about that CNR!
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/xLnapb-30hA&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/xLnapb-30hA&rel=0</a>
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« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2012, 01:32:59 PM »

Chuck Norris is standing behind you. For Chuck Norris is omnipresent and with you at all times. Just remember every moment you have on this planet is another moment that Chuck Norris has let you live.
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« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2012, 05:14:27 PM »

chuck norris can start a fire by rubbing together two ice cubes

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« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2012, 05:55:35 PM »

Come on everybody.  All this stuff about Chuck Norris can't be true.  If it were, he'd be at my house slamming my face into the keyb jsdbfvisfhdvgiudf;bgvsjdfgvkjsdbvusdhbgdnvn dsfjndlkvsxf ncjh4tyhnb34r0gnkljfdbvhnkgvnkjhngbklbnfgbhnujgvfnkgfhnjk;dsgmndf;lgjopalksgniqkjwansdfkjsmdfvhbngikjglhnihfd gf fdgjk nhn43je ngrkfhd nf;fdg
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« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2012, 07:42:30 PM »

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
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« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2012, 12:19:47 AM »

One does not simply make jokes about Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2012, 12:52:19 AM »

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2012, 01:15:29 AM »

Chuck Norris wears Tebow jammies...
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« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2012, 01:16:02 AM »

chuck norris can start a fire by rubbing together two ice cubes



That was already on this....
If it is, then It is... I dont intend to search through four (+) pages to see if someone else posted the same joke...

Chuck norris dosnt dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone...
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« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2012, 12:46:52 PM »

the apple logo has a bite in it because chuck norris bit it.
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« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2012, 12:53:21 PM »

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all. (Chuck Norris)
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