Buddy Jim
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« Reply #75 on: May 08, 2012, 01:39:02 PM » |
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Santa checks his list twice just to make sure that the demands of Chuck Norris are met.
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yyf lover
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« Reply #76 on: May 10, 2012, 04:52:40 PM » |
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When Chuck Norris wants a glass of OJ, he squeezes Florida.
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yoskater
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Yo-Yo Center team member.
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« Reply #77 on: May 13, 2012, 03:34:18 PM » |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he chooses the time.
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-yoskater- Skating Cows for the win!
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AgentKuo
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« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2012, 12:58:41 AM » |
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There can only be one Avatar at a time...aside from Chuck Norris.
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Current goals:
get back into yoyoing
master the basics
Learn the split-bottom mount
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Buddy Jim
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« Reply #79 on: May 14, 2012, 06:58:31 PM » |
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Chuck Norris has boots made from Crocodiles he killed with his bare hands.
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mozartm99
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« Reply #80 on: May 15, 2012, 04:41:09 PM » |
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when chuck norris tells time, time does.
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There are two things that are in every room of my house; a Bible and a yoyo.
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yyf lover
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« Reply #81 on: May 15, 2012, 04:55:11 PM » |
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Craters aren't created from meteors. Craters were created when Chuck Norris attempted High Jump.
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Manofmystery
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Mysterious..
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« Reply #82 on: May 17, 2012, 03:08:43 PM » |
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Chuck Norris can speak braille...
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Puffpwn
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« Reply #83 on: May 17, 2012, 04:41:08 PM » |
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Here is one that my brother made up. "Chuck Norris can shave himself with his beard."
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Puffpwn
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« Reply #84 on: May 22, 2012, 10:28:44 PM » |
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I KILLED IT!?
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throwrw
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« Reply #85 on: May 22, 2012, 10:40:43 PM » |
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Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
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YourBBQ
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That guy right there is me.
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« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2012, 03:33:18 AM » |
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Chuck Norris's mother gave birth to a god
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YoYo_Freak
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« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2012, 04:46:44 PM » |
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Chuck Norris can speak braille...
Chuck Norris can smell braille... |
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Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth.
~George Washington
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Shadowz143
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Wise beyond reason.
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« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2012, 04:53:41 PM » |
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Chuck Norris can speak braille...
Chuck Norris can smell braille... I can too........ Maybe, like the metal one's. Sir, that joke wasn't funny. |
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YoYo_Freak
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« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2012, 05:27:38 PM » |
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Chuck Norris can speak braille...
Chuck Norris can smell braille... I can too........ Maybe, like the metal one's. Sir, that joke wasn't funny. What? |
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