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Yoyo’s are a joke 
A: No, really
What do yoyo’s and life have in common? A: They have their ups and downs!
Why did Mr. example buy a heavy cream? A: It was Crucial
What’s a Yoyo’s favorite Movie? A: The Matrix
What do Emo yoyo’s do? A: Suicides
What is a farmers Favorite yoyo trick? A: Milk the Cow!
Why did Mr. example use Hardline as his first perk? A: To get a SR-71!
What is a yoyoers favorite part of a joke? A: The PunchLine!
What yoyo is for Emo’s? A: The Cut!
What is a Yoyo’s favorite video game? A: Call of Duty; Black Hops
Why did mr. Example think the yoyo was deaf when he was talking to it? A: It was unresponsive