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Author Topic: Yoyo jokes  (Read 3254 times)
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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2011, 08:39:52 PM »

I purposely did that post. There is no punchline. There was no mistype or failed post.
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2011, 02:13:51 AM »

Why did the yoyo cross the road?  Because it was walking the dog.
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« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2011, 08:17:20 AM »

What are the three things that someone will say to you when you have a yoyo with you?

1. Do walk the dog!
2. Is that a special yoyo?
3. I can't get it to come up and down.
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"Hey! Do walk the dog!" "No! It will scratch my yoyo."
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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2011, 09:01:49 AM »

Highlight to the right of "A:" to see the answer

Yoyo's are a joke  Tongue A: No, really

What do yoyo's and life have in common? A: They have their ups and downs!

Why did Mr. example buy a heavy cream? A: It was Crucial

What's a Yoyo's favorite Movie? A: The Matrix

What do Emo yoyo's do? A: Suicides

What is a farmers Favorite yoyo trick? A: Milk the Cow!

Why did Mr. example use Hardline as his first perk? A: To get a SR-71!

What is a yoyoers favorite part of a joke? A: The PunchLine!

What yoyo is for Emo's? A: The Cut!

What is a Yoyo's favorite video game? A: Call of Duty; Black Hops

Why did mr. Example think the yoyo was deaf when he was talking to it? A: It was unresponsive






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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2011, 09:05:56 AM »

its lame, and it wins at the same time!
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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2011, 10:39:54 AM »

I read this joke on another forum, and actually really enjoyed it.

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How many yoyoers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thirteen - One to change the bulb, and the other twelve to argue over who gets to keep the OG bulb (that flicker gives it so much character).
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2011, 10:54:02 AM »

its lame, and it wins at the same time!

Charlie Sheen's hair?
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2011, 01:48:13 AM »

Did you ever try out those party favor yoyos? They're all insomniacs!

What does one of YYF's undersized yoyos and Justin Bieber have in common? They're popstars!

What's a football player's favorite trick? A forward pass!

And lastly (I'm pretty terrible at this) When I heard about May 19th and the Rapture, I confused it with the day of the Raptor so I spent the day throwing my Duncan Raptor.

Ok I'm done...these jokes hurt my brain, lol.

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