You know you're obsessed with yoyoing when...

[Mamonga]

42. When you are so focused on your yoyo that you dont notice a cute girl walk by.

It's called multitasking my good friend 

43: when you're contemplating what yoyo themed tattoo you're gonna get now that you're finally 18 

I've been thinking about this for a while. I need to find a favorite yoyo first lol.

44: When your friends use the quote from the 40 year-old virgin to mess with you. (do me yoyo master)

[yoyot]

45. You think up a dream collection and then are depressed when you realize reality.

[MWcollector]

46. when you buy a yoyo and its comin in the mail in the next hour you find a really good one and you go buy it

[Apetrunk]

When you make a near-duplicate thread on a yoyo forum.
http://yoyoexpert.com/forums/index.php/topic,8106.0.html

[Wiredk]

35. when the words "Walk the dog!" make you cringe

Holy crap I thought I was the only one who hates it when people ask that. 

[yoyofan11]

I also hate when half the people in the lunchroom say "do mach 5", While I could be doing white Buddha.

[Johnny rocks!!!]

48.when your at the mall and see a swim suit top and immediately "think dude that could so be a double or nothing!"
49.when you try to hypnotize your dog with a sleeping yoyo
50.when you stop getting girls buy yoyoing

I also hate when half the people in the lunchroom say "do mach 5", While I could be doing white Buddha.

ME FREAKEN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[DanCDow]

51. When you hear a song and think to yourself, "that beat would work well to yoyo to."
52. you cringe when people "try" to yoyo and throw it like they are dribbling a basketball (palm down).

[yoyofool]

When you feel a surface and think to yourself "This would make a great finish for a yoyo".

Haha Ive done that so many times when I grab my Ipod nano LOL/

53. When you are looking at the fishing section in Walmart and realize that fishing reals use bearings and think " would that bearing work in my yoyo?"

[Another yoyo kid]

54. when you've played enough yoyo that at least 500 different ppl ask you to walk the dog and you show them something better ( cold fusion for example ) and they STILL insist on walking the dog.

[DanCDow]

55. when someone instead of saying "hi" says "yo" and you smile, and in your head finish the word for him "...yo"

[johnthejwolfe]

56.when you spend all your savings on a c22 or freehand mg

[phiz]

When you see a shiny new car and the finish makes you think of a yoyo.

[Hardcore_Max]

51. When you hear a song and think to yourself, "that beat would work well to yoyo to."

thats me all over for every new song I hear. 

57. when your girlfriend is begging you to come to bed and you say "hang on I just gotta figure out this next part of this trick"

[AwEsOmEnEsS]

58. when you stay up untill midnight on a yoyo fourm