OH YEEEEEAAAAAA well what if the guy on the island was a rich scintest that kept his island secret to everyone else and he had to use solar panals to get electricity, but his island was always dark and stormy so he only got enough electricity to power all his houshold aplinces and 10 minuits of computer time each year, and he has a kid that is addicted to yoyos, the scintest wants to give his kid the perfict birthday, and, using his cell phone heard some stuff about a DM and wants to look up a review, to make sure that his gift is perfict for his kid, but the review has NNOOO pictures and soo he can’t tell if it looks good and then he goes looking for photos and his time runs out then he has to wait for next YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRR? (BTW; he keeps his island secret and himself alive by sailing out to meet a supply ship that will give him food, water, and stuff he orders online)
now that was schooling