i mostly get stuff like “i can do that” and “its a fake yoyo, right?” and then my physics teacher was like the only person smart enough to know that it’s bearings in it. i dont get the awesome aisan comments
I don’t even want to start
Most of mine have already been mentioned but, yeah.
“Get a life”
“You have no friends”
“Do walk the dog!”
“Gimme you Yo-Yo!!! I can’t kick you butt with it!” <-- I give it to them, and they usually get a ding.
Most of my actual friends say “You’re just jealous” to the insulters
“walk the dog”
“do the shoulder trick” (pop the clutch)
" is it still spinning"
“dude you are pro”
“how long have you been doing this”
“is that a trick yoyo”
“can i try” -> “it wont come up” ( haha i get it)
“whoah”
“i would like to see you do that and have a life at the same time”
" is that your yoyo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" i loled
one time some tool came up close in my face while i was playing sidestyle and said “hit me and you’re dead”. so of course he’s TRYING to be a jerk at this point. So I told him I felt lucky and proceeded to do boingy-boing inches from his face while he’s trying not to blink (tough guy, right?). I was doing that for about 10-12 boings before he backed up and said “yoyoing is [mentally challenged]”, he then turned to his friends and said “right guys?”. It was like he needed his friends to agree with him to justify his insult. It’s funny that on several occasions his friends were actually the most interested in any group watching me.