common comments

My friend Jole came up to my while I was yoyoing and warned everyone “If you guys mess with Samad while hes yoyoing, he’ll hit you in the nipple with it… hard.”

Also, one time, he was like “Watch the yoyo master! He’s single! No guys or ugly chicks!”

Jole’s funny…

1." is that i trick yoyo?"
2.“Walk the dog!”
3.“Why wont it come up?”
4.“Thats what she said to #3!”
5.“how much did it cost?”

“Dude, why would you spend 60 dollars on a yoyo?”

to which I reply, “how much are those shoes?” etc.

“is that still spining” response = arm grind to launch to towards their head

" pfffft, I can do that" response = hand over yoyo watch them struggle to throw for a while then help them out.

“Lame” response = bomerang to the face

“how much?!!!” response = to much

“Oh you so asia” response “i wish.”

The only PG rated comment I usually get is

“Dude, You’re not even looking at the yoyo”

Haha, the last comments i got were
"Can you do an around the world(i was practicing my loops =/)
“can you do the cradle and the spinney baby thingy?”

I don’t play enough in public, to shy :-[

“You have a lot of free time” (Mostly from friends)

“Whoa!”

“Is that a Duncan?” (Pretty sure that’s the only brand anyone’s heard of in my current area)

and my favorite one of all time

“You’re a MAGICIAN!”… That one made my smile :slight_smile:

Haha i get asked by people what brand it is. I go its a yoyofactory and they say “oh, never heard of that before” and just walk away lol

This is usually all I get
:o wow… :o wow… can you walk the dog?

My math teacher said the same thing!

That’s awesome!

I also forgot about “Can you walk the dog?” my usual answer is "Not with this yoyo (As to not muss up the splash on my Hectic ;D )

LOL

That’s what I would of said if I had a metal.

i mostly get stuff like “i can do that” and “its a fake yoyo, right?” and then my physics teacher was like the only person smart enough to know that it’s bearings in it. i dont get the awesome aisan comments :frowning:

“Is that a regular yoyo?”

I never know how to respond. lol It’s like… it’s definitely more “regular” than it was 10 years ago, but then again, it’s still not “commonplace.”

haha I heard another:

“That’s not a real yoyo, It’s not even spinning!”

In public:

1.) Wow…

2.) You have no life (from friends)

3.) How do you do that?

On video:

1.) Good as always (DudeofRock18 always comments first =D)

2.) It looks sped up.

3.) Good

“your yoyo’s broken.”
“Your so asian.”
"Matt Its not working!

Faildokened.

I don’t even want to start :stuck_out_tongue:
Most of mine have already been mentioned but, yeah.

“Get a life”
“You have no friends”
“Do walk the dog!”
“Gimme you Yo-Yo!!! I can’t kick you butt with it!” <-- I give it to them, and they usually get a ding.

Most of my actual friends say “You’re just jealous” to the insulters :stuck_out_tongue:

I hate when people say it all looks the same.

“walk the dog”
“do the shoulder trick” (pop the clutch)
" is it still spinning"
“dude you are pro”
“how long have you been doing this”
“is that a trick yoyo”
“can i try” -> “it wont come up” ( haha i get it)
“whoah”
“i would like to see you do that and have a life at the same time”
" is that your yoyo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" i loled