My friend Jole came up to my while I was yoyoing and warned everyone “If you guys mess with Samad while hes yoyoing, he’ll hit you in the nipple with it… hard.”
Also, one time, he was like “Watch the yoyo master! He’s single! No guys or ugly chicks!”
i mostly get stuff like “i can do that” and “its a fake yoyo, right?” and then my physics teacher was like the only person smart enough to know that it’s bearings in it. i dont get the awesome aisan comments
I don’t even want to start
Most of mine have already been mentioned but, yeah.
“Get a life”
“You have no friends”
“Do walk the dog!”
“Gimme you Yo-Yo!!! I can’t kick you butt with it!” <-- I give it to them, and they usually get a ding.
Most of my actual friends say “You’re just jealous” to the insulters
“walk the dog”
“do the shoulder trick” (pop the clutch)
" is it still spinning"
“dude you are pro”
“how long have you been doing this”
“is that a trick yoyo”
“can i try” -> “it wont come up” ( haha i get it)
“whoah”
“i would like to see you do that and have a life at the same time”
" is that your yoyo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" i loled