After many hours of hard work, I have done it. I have achieved the impossible. I have done what they said could not be done. But, where there’s a will, there’s a way.
I present to you: Side Effects on a Cafe Racer:
http://www.studio42.info/yoyo/images/cafe-racer-side-effects.jpg
You’re welcome!
Please note I have 100% addressed the original poster’s question.